SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! I will always be a Gemini no matter what anyone says!

Ok seriously? What is up with these people just springing a new zodiac chart on us? I firmly believe I am a Gemini and attached Virgos like a magnet. According to this pile of craziness I am not a Gemini and all of those Virgos are probably not Virgos.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16— Suzanne, Jessica, Kyle, Kasey and B are all now Capricorns…mmm don’t know much about that sign, must research the differences and see what comes up.
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11—At least my sister, Marci, is still an Aquarius since she has it tattooed on her arm!
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13–Mom is still an Aries
Taurus: May 13- June 21—THE NEW ME SIGN, share this with Paula. Not happy about this but maybe Brad is right…I’m a Bull-dog.
Gemini: June 21- July 20—Now Aunt T, Blake, Todd, Russell and Robert (etc etc) are Geminis? That kind of makes sense because they act very much like me…kicking me out though…I’m just not havin’ it.
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16—Brad, Whitney and most of the rest are now Leos. I really don’t know how that is possible since I’ve based all of my relating skills on the fact that they are VIRGOS to a T
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30—Carter is a Virgo?! What? That is crap, he is SO NOT a Virgo! He is SO a Scorpio
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17–How do you even pronounce this? What’s the personality? I just can’t wrap my brain around just springing an extra sign in here. What the HayBails?
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20—Even Jesus got a new assignment. Well, if these quacks messed with his sign I guess I can get u sed to mine…

Here’s a picture from my last super duper fun birthday! I was 38 and had both of my sisters celebrating with me, it was a really fun time. I’ll remember this fondly as my last birthday party as a Gemini…sigh…

THIS JUST IN, AFTER MY CRAZY RANT A FRIEND SAID THAT THE “NEW” ZODIAC REALLY ONLY APPLIES TO ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD. WE “WESTERNERS” ARE STICKING WITH THE OLD 12 SIGN VERSION. THANK GOD!

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